We Need to Talk. But First, Do You Like My Shoes?

Dress Codes for Dumping Your Man

Is your guy non-committal about his commitment issues? Does his idea of going Dutch not involve a European holiday? Has he ever sent flowers to his ex…on your birthday? If so, then cut the kid loose—but style the perfect outfit first. Nobody likes having The Talk, but this indispensable guide will help you choose the perfect look to communicate just how you feel. 


“This book answers the age-old philosophical question of what to wear when you dump the bastard and offers advice on the right accessories. It succeeds where Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates failed.”

–Susi Rajah, How to Tell a Bastard by His Star Sign

“An irreverent, hilarious, and bitingly accurate look at the necessary evil that’s extracting oneself from a failed relationship. Even if you’re happily coupled, you’ll laugh (and then shudder) in utter recognition of the funny and precise dating particulars as described by Grish.”

–Erin Ergenbright, The Ex-Boyfriend Cookbook

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